Bella cheated on Edward!

I know, I know, I'm late to the party on blogging about the tacky, stupid behavior of Kristen Stewart.

I will call her tacky because it's just ridiculously embarrassing the way she cavorted with a much older, married man with a family. Just, wow.

And I call her stupid because, um, she was shacking up with Rob Pattinson, man-fodder of so many female fantasies. She HAD that, you know? So, yeah, stupid.

I won't call her a slut though, as many others have described her, because I believe in free will, man. She did what she did. It was stupid and tacky sure, but sluttiness is not a label I wish to brand someone with.

May her punishment be waking up to the truth of just how horribly she screwed up. She done peed in her chili.

If this were the world of Twilight though, her punishment might be a little harsher. Pre-Breaking Dawn punishment might go something like this:

*smootch* *smootch*

"Bella?" Edward says her name as a question.

Bella disentangles her limps and her tongue from a much older human man. "Edward! Oh, I didn't see you there. Um, this is Rupert. He is a friend of Charlie's. I was helping him ... with a contact lens. Move along, nothing to see here."

Edward stalks closer. "I call bullshit." Edward reads Rupert's mind. "Yeah, I thought so."

Edward drains Bella and Rupert like a couple of blood flavored Caprisuns.

FIN

Eclipse Premiere... Anyone?

Hi everyone. My admiration for the Twilight Empire has remained inspired but unfortunately life is not a forgone constant. Sometimes in life your schedule is open and malleable enough that you can go to midnight showings of movie premieres and sleep in the next day. Other times ratty old job commitments ensnare you in their evil grip and won't let go.

Essentially what I'm saying is shit happens.

So, I have to work crappy hours now and since I owe a mortgage company part of my mortal soul I haven't seen Eclipse yet. Grrr! Don't big corporations understand the order of importance: Eat, sleep, poop, family, friends, pets, TWILIGHT, 100's of other things, work and bills.

Guess not.

I do have plans to go see it this Monday. I'm excited. I've heard good things so far. I have remained removed from the hype this time around though so I really have no expectations about the story or actors or special effects and all that. But I know I'll like it all the same. It's kind of better this way. I'll see it totally unconditioned for what's coming. It might be more intense that way. I'll let you know.

I'll post my review here sometime next week.

Have a wonderful and blessed weekend, my fellow Twilighters.

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner -- Today!!

Hey all! Today is the day to get your feverish little hands on the Eclipse novella "The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner". It seems to have crept right up on me. Which is a good thing I suppose, since many have been chomping at the bit to get it for months. Well, this watched pot has finally boiled so get out there on Amazon and start shopping :)

AMAZON LINK

<3 Happy hunting, mis amigos petite!

"J--- In My Pants" Twilight Parody

Please enjoy this Twilight / Edward Cullen parody of the raunchy Andy Samburg song "Jizz In My Pants". Be warned that the video lyrics are questionable and may offend some more sensitive viewers.

If you can handle a little bit of Andy's sophomoric humor (which I personally love) then remember it's at least an opportunity to look at Edward for a few minutes...

~sigh~

Click here to go directly to video on youtube.com!

The Weather in Forks, WA

We here in Southeast Ohio are smack dab in the middle of an abysmal winter wonderland. As I checked the upcoming weather conditions for our area yet again, I wondered what the weather was doing in good old Forks, Washington.

I know I shouldn't have been surprised, but I was a little, just for a second. Then I laughed. Forks really does sound like my idea of Heaven. 100% chance of rain?! Who gets that lucky? Love it.

If Bella, Edward and Jacob were real, I don't know what they'd be doing right now. But whatever it is, I bet it would be indoors.

SOME Pictures are >1000...

Hello my little Twilight lovelies. I know I've been a gal of few words these past weeks and for that I sincerely apologize. But you know how it goes. Sometimes you get busy, sometimes there isn't anything much you want to say and sometimes pictures just say it better than words.

In that vein, let me just add. . .
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The Casting of Twilight, Take 2 (Just for Fun)

Hello fellow Twilighters! It's a new year and I'm all a-tingle at the possibilities. New beginnings do that to me. I've always tried to see the brighter side of things, which believe me, is sometimes very trying.

For example: when I was 25 I got dumped by the man of my dreams, well he was the man of my 25 year old self's dreams. Anyway, yes, he dumped me and I was devastated. It came out of nowhere. I felt like that was it for me, I couldn't go on. But a sort of 'defense mechanism' in my brain kicked in to protect me. I started to see it from the point of view that I had my whole life ahead of me, no encumbrances or roadblocks! I was free, dammit! I felt like a weight had been lifted off of me. I began to feel better right away.

Of course that little story has barely anything to do with this post, except to say I think we're going to have a great new year! The possibilities are endless. We don't know what we are capable of accomplishing until we do it. And right now, we can do anything! This may be the year that changes our lives forever!

Okay, still not on track completely :D What I'm getting at is this: let's do a little project to stimulate our brains and hone our Google hunting skills. I thought we'd start off the year with a meaningful discussion.

:: Let us delve into a scenario, where in some parallel universe, the casting of Twilight is yet to take place. And NONE of the current cast is available. ::

Who would you cast in what role and why?

Post replies or comments to this blog or email me. Enter 'Twilight Cast' or something equally recognizable in the subject line. List your choice(s) and why you think they would be wonderful as Edward, Bella or any of the other characters. I'll collect suggestions for the next month and then post them for us all right here on my blog!

Can't wait to hear from you!

Happy 2010, Friends!

Hi all. Well, we've made it through another year. Last year was one of economical uncertainty for most of us. But thankfully we had a monetarily cheap but emotionally rich past time to make the year one to remember. And that's our love of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. I hope Mrs. Meyer knows the great joy she perpetuated with her wonderful story.

Back to work today.. Back to the grind. So I figured to offset the tediousness of reality I better get crackin' on some super deep and thought provoking Twilight musings.

So dear readers, I'm going to really submerge myself into the Twilight world (again) and see what I come up with.

Hope 2010 treats us kind!

Big ones!

Hey, I found some super gigantic New Moon stills. So close up you can almost feel them!! Enjoy :)

mmmm, Jacob... Rescue me, baby!

Some Edward for Peggy ;)

Holy heck, that's nice :)

So close up, you can see the fret lines!

Sad Edward needs some comforting. There there, Mr. Hotty ;)

Our favorite meadow!

Get away from him, you brute!

Jacob in my favorite T-Shirt. So hot!

Jasper getting all wild. Rawr!

Edward and Me, We've Got History! (Sort of)

Hey fellow Twilighters! I've got some pictures I wanted to share with you from my past. I've been meaning to post them for a while. These aren't the exact ones I wanted to show you but I'm still trying to locate the rest.

These are pictures of my first boyfriend, Scott C. and ever since I first saw Edward (Rob) I've thought he reminds me a little of Scott. No wonder I went gaga over Edward, he's totally my type!! For as long as I can remember, the epitome of a beautiful man has been: tall, dark hair, pale skin, blue eyes. That's my 'MO' so to speak.

I think I know the moment in time when 'tall, light and handsome' became my type. I was in Art class, my sophomore year in high school. I was somewhat of an artsy loner. I sat at the back of the room at the end of a table. One day, Mr. Gill (our esteemed art teacher) introduced a new student to the class - Rich M. Then Mr. Gill perused the room. His eyes lighted on me. He led Rich back to my corner and said he should set by me. (Thank you, Mr. Gill!) I think I fell in love at first sight. Seriously. Rich was sort of a loner type, more of a fringe social group type, I guess. He was a skateboarder (s8er, anyone?) and he was almost a little unstable, just enough to make him immensely interesting to my 15 year old self. PLUS, believe me when I say, he was heartbreakingly beautiful. Folks, he could've played Edward, honest. He was 6' 3", paler than me, with dark brown/almost black hair and he had the most piercing of light blue eyes. He dressed differently than the farmer kids I was used to. Turns out, he was very kind and funny and bright.

Alas, we were only meant to be friends. But, I think he did set the bar for all other men in my mind. And, I think that's why Scott caught my eye. Scott was all those things too. He was a really sweet and very smart guy and I only have fond memories of him.

So you see, I believe I was destined to love Edward!

Me and Scott, prom night

Wasn't he cute? And very gentlemanly.

A little hair gel and a change of clothes and I think he could've given Rob a run for his money. ...Maybe!

Now I Remember...

...why I LOVE Rob!

Uber hot video here or visit hisambereyes.blogspot.com to view!!

Lyrics and a Bad-Assed Vampire

Thom Yorke - "Hearing Damage":

A tear in my brain

Allows the voices in

They wanna push you off the path

With their frequency wires

And you can do no wrong

In my eyes

In my eyes

You can do no wrong

In my eyes

In my eyes

A drunken salesman

Your hearing damage

Your mind is restless

They say you're getting better

But you don't feel any better

Your speakers are blowing

Your ears are wrecking

Your hearing damage

You wish you felt better

You wish you felt better

You can do no wrong

In my eyes

In my eyes

You can do no wrong

In my eyes

In my eyes

In my

In my eyes

In my eyes

In my eyes

Now, That's a Twilight Cake!

I saw this today and I had to share because I know you'll appreciate this!

Hey, here's some pictures of Taylor Lautner!

I don't know why I never thought of posting pics of Taylor before but it finally hit me that some of you guys might want to see his... bulging biceps and his beefy frame and his gorgeous smile. But that's just you.. Not me.

Okay, pathetic attempt to blame you guys for me posting ridiculous amounts of Taylor Lautner pictures. The sad part is, I don't even have enough common sense to be ashamed of myself.

Now hear this! I'm done pretending that I:

A.) Don't want to feverishly ogle every beautiful image of Taylor I can find
B.) Am not crushing on him as Jacob Black

There, you happy? Just ogle the damn pictures too and quit looking at me that way. Geesh!

yummy

That right there is one hot smile.

My Favorite New Moon Scene

Hi all. I'm sure I had something concrete to say... I just, you know, found this picture and all of a sudden I... really don't remember what I was going to tell you..

Funny how the brain works. Anyway, here is a nice little picture that displays the culmination of all those touch-and-go moments between Jacob and Bella. You know, all those little moments when their eyes meet or their hands touch. Little by little the two of them work up to this point, mostly because of Jacob's persistence. Bella is sort of along for the ride, as we know, humoring Jacob so as not to hurt his tender teenage feelings. She's lucky Stephenie Meyer didn't write me into New Moon because something tells me I would have been the horny Jacob groupie always popping in for a visit. I guess Bella would have just had to deal with that big ole hole in her chest all by herself. :D