And Now, for you're Viewing Pleasure...

Hi All,

Found this poem written by that busy scribe 'Anonymous', :D

These words seem suitable to accompany the beautiful images of Rob, as his angelic visage could indeed inspire such eloquent and thoughtful prose.

How do I love Thee; Must I tell ye

Is it fair that the Ancients know

What we still search to find

A love that is truly rare and bright

Such as that mirror of the Sun’s light

The Moon while it travels about

Bound to another; nor pain nor delight

Without the Sun’s light it goes

As a ball of dust in the blackness cold

So is my need for Thy light.

Yet, the Sun shines on it as ever

Its rays pass on beyond our reach

For the Sun can not beholden long

Scorching are its Rays

The Moon yet shines with that perfect glow

Making all other light pale when it is full

The Rays that he reflects are more;

Wondrous to Behold

Many are those who pass beneath

The light of the Rays reflected so

For to linger long or short

The Rays are kind to all

Thus as the Rays are soft

So is my love for thee

And as the Moon is Ancient
So shall my Love Remain

Does Rob & Kristen's Kiss Fake Out Suggest Real Life Hanky Panky??

Here's a shot of Rob and Kristen teasing the audience as they accept the MTV award for Best Kiss. Rob and Kristen have stated before that they are just friends. Was the playful flirting really put on for our benefit then?

I wouldn't normally give it a second thought, but I stumbled across this article that suggests there is more going on between these two than they let on.

They are still denying any love connection. And to them I have to point out some pretty damning evidence to the contrary (assuming the article is true and not just hearsay):

1. Rob and Kristen went out to eat after the MTV awards ceremony and held hands throughout dinner. Ah... yeah. I always hold hands with my coworkers at dinner.

2. Kristen's boyfriend of 4 years actor Michael Arangano has been seen less and less but she swears things are still hunky dorey. Makes sense. Because no actors ever dump there steady dates and start seeing their current costars after becoming uber famous.

3. And I give you the final exhibit: The article states that Rob has been obsessed with Kristen for quite some time. Let me just add this: Of course it's plausible that any girl with a pulse would give the physical personification of EDWARD CULLEN the brush off. Sure. Right.

In summation, it is highly likely that the evidence presented before you negates any attempts on the parts of one Robert Pattinson and one Kristen Stewart to convince this audience that no hanky panky is going on.

And to that I say...

LUCKY GIRL!

Here is Rob and he is Large

Made you look! Nothing untoward going on here, what a dirty mind you have! I found one of those delicious Dossier photos of Rob that is 1536 x 1156 pixels. Big enough to completely cover your entire desktop with Rob!

Big enough, in fact, to count the hairs on his pretty head, should you want to do that sort of thing...

Gosh, that smile...

Happy Friday Twilighters!

And sweet dreams, courtesy of Mr. Edward Cullen :)

Mike Newton Kills Zombies!

I'm a fan of zombie movies. What can I say, I enjoy all walks of supernatural life!

Last weekend I settled in for a little B-Grade zombie movie fun and guess what I saw? Michael Welch kicking zombie butt!

He plays Trevor Bowman, the little brother of Mena Suvari's character Sarah Bowman in the 2008 version of Day of the Dead. It's not exactly a classic in the Zombie Horror genre but it was pretty good. It had a concept not really ever explored in other zombie movies. When the character Bud Crain (Stark Sands) becomes infected and turns into a zombie, he retains some of his human cognitive processes, including a major crush on Sarah. So instead of dispatching of him, Sarah keeps him around. Not only does he not attack her but at one point he gives his zombie life for her. Cool concept indeed.

For fans of anything Twilight, including Twilight star spottings, this is a must see. Michael Welch does a pretty good job of taking out that pesky zombie trash.

So Eliquently Spoken ...NOT

I saw this video and immediately pointed out Taylor Lautner's grammar faux pas when he uttered a common mistake:

"...The fans need to know that New Moon is going to be stepped up a whole nother notch.."

I think he meant 'another whole notch' because nother isn't a word. But we got to give the guy a break. He's just so darned enthusiastic! Plus he's put so much work into embodying the physical presence of Jacob Black and he's sooo dreamy...

Besides after I quit giggling at him, I focused on Kristen Stewart's portion of the video and all I can say is ...I'm speechless, like she really should have been. I guess it's a really good thing that someone else is writing her dialog for the movies. Maybe she should hire Melissa Rosenberg to script her interview answers. Tee he he.

Okay, I'm done ragging on Kristen. In all honesty I feel a little bit bad for her. I bet she wishes that interview would disappear. Poor girl!

More New Moon Set Photos

Images courtesy of the Twilight Sweden website. And boy, what images they are! These are high quality, very large photos. Click on them to really appreciate them in their full-sized glory. These pics are so tight that you can almost see the edge of Dr. Cullen's wig! They're good enough to use as desktop backgrounds or to manipulate in PhotoShop to create your very own personalized wallpaper!

I saved the best one for last. It's Jacob. Shirtless. Wet. In the rain.

'Nuff said.

Now, on a lighter note...

Sorry to be such a downer on that last post.

And so, here I present to you undeniable proof of why New Moon will be wonderful:

I mean, just look at Edward's hair! Is it natural or fair that hair like that should exist?!

Let alone that jawline. That right there is proof of Heaven. Am I wrong, Twilighters? I don't think so.

And don't get me started on his eyelashes! See how long they look, even in this picture? Imagine what they'd look like if they were looming over you, as he closed the distance between you and he with a kiss.

Think on that for a while.

Okay, about that New Moon Trailer...

Alright, Twilighters, help me out here. I want soooo much to love this movie. I plan on loving it even if I have to totally ignore the analytical and logical part of my brain. But for now, I'm going to go to the truth zone and give you the 411 on that New Moon trailer.

First off, I'm going to tell you what was awesome about it, starting with the very best thing.

1. Edi Gathegi as Laurent was the only 100% believable thing about the clip. His accent, eyes, mannerisms and ACTING were spot on. He was truly menacing, but graceful about it. Too bad we all know he won't be in New Moon for long.

2. Edward's face. Edward's face was beautiful, as always. Although he looked a little constipated. I understand that he's conflicted and all that, but anguish looks different than mopey melancholy.

3. Taylor Lautner's bare chest. Honestly, you know you've been waiting for it. And it's definitely worth the wait. I think Jacob running around half naked is one of the movie's most guarded secrets. It's been really hard to find set photos of Taylor Lautner, let alone any of him showing skin.

Other than those three things, I'm not too impressed with the trailer. (Don't pummel me with rotten fruit! 'Truth Zone' people!) It seemed kind of silly. Maybe it's the trailer editor's fault that the trailer was less than stellar. Everyone in the clip seemed too serious. This is a teen romance, people. It looks so painful being in love with the most beautiful man in the world!

I know that Bella and Edward are frequently tormented, but I just never got the idea that all the dialog would be spoken in such a dramatically hopeless way. When Bella asked Edward to kiss her for her birthday, I imagined she'd ask with cautious abandon, all breathless and fearful. In general, every one's lines were maudlin, even thought it would have been way more appropriate if they would've been delivered with intensity. Like when Bella said she had a paper cut. True, paper cuts suck, but they don't make you all serious-faced and introspective. After all, it is just a paper cut.

And lastly, let me address the Jacob/werewolf morph scene. It started out good. I LOVED when Jacob took off running and morphed mid-jump. Super cool. But, the sound that happened at the point of change was sort of comical and THEN the site of that big 'enchanted forest' looking puppy was enough to elicit a giggle from this Twilighter. He sure wasn't scary! He should've been scary because he was scary in the book until Bella got to know him.

Maybe the lackluster trailer isn't an accurate example of how the whole movie will be. And even if it is, we as dutiful fans will just have to use our imaginations.